October, 2009

As of today its official Hugh Hefner has lost his marbles… why oh why would you put Marge Simpson on the cover of your wank mag… sorry to be so blunt but even Mr Suki will not be knocking one out over her buying a copy.. she is hardly a milf now is she? One thing Mr Suki is wondering is the rumour that Hugh Hefner sleeps with all the centre folds……… Doh!

You heard saw it here first folks… Paris Hilton spotted drinking with a new dude… lets hope that Doug Reinhardt doesn’t find out!

Did anyone else spot Alcho Amy Whinehouse’s bigger boobies? Rumour has it she not only arrived at the Strictly Come Dancing set with a 40 strong entourage but and extra few inches on her wangers… she had inflated her 32b’s to 32d’s.

Ok so Mr Suki hasn’t lost any sleep over Miley Cyrus leaving twitter… so she wanted to tell us all why and not only posted a long old explanation on her website she also recorded this crap song as to why..

“To my dearest fans,

You all are the closest thing to my heart & it breaks my spirit to hear that some of you feel neglected since I deleted my twitter. It was a wonderful way to stay connected to you & I really felt like during that time we became very much like…

According to Alex Reids ex girlfriend he likes dress up as a girl under the alter ego “Roxanne”. She is quoted as saying “He’s been doing it for years, since he was a little boy. His parents know about it. So do his close friends. It’s just something he does – and good luck to him.”

The crazy thing is that Mr Suki hears that rather than deny it Jordan was busy flaunting a photo of her cross dressing dude at Simon Cowells birthday bash!

Mr Suki woke up to hear that Boyzone star Stephen Gatley died in his sleep last night.

The cause of the 33 year olds death is not yet known, but a friend is quoted as saying: “It looks like he went out for a few drinks, then got back, fell asleep and never woke up”

The bands manager Louis Walsh did not hear until after the live X Factor shows last night and had this to say:

“We’re all absolutely devastated. I’m in complete shock. I was only with him on Monday at an awards ceremony. We don’t know much about what’s…

Mr Suki tipped him from the start… however last nights live show saw X Factor judge Danni take a jibe at Danyls sexuality… shame on you!

Mr Suki learnt when he was very small after removing his stabilisers he was able to ride a bike. But the “put a ring on it” Star has only recently taken to her bike.

She is quoted as saying to Billboard “I started riding a bike on my days off with others like my assistant and stylist.It’s amazing how I’m able to ride around on a bike. People kind of see it’s me but since I’m on a bike, they think, ‘No, it’s not her.’ And by the time they realise it’s me, I’m already gone. It’s great to do…

Well that does it! This has to be the worst Twitter background image ive seen yet from

http://twitter.com/MellyJHart

OMG!!

Have you seen worse? Send it to Mr Suki if you have

Madonna and Lady Gaga fight over her “Discostick”