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As of today its official Hugh Hefner has lost his marbles… why oh why would you put Marge Simpson on the cover of your wank mag… sorry to be so blunt but even Mr Suki will not be knocking one out over her buying a copy.. she is hardly a milf now is she? One thing Mr Suki is wondering is the rumour that Hugh Hefner sleeps with all the centre folds……… Doh!

You heard saw it here first folks… Paris Hilton spotted drinking with a new dude… lets hope that Doug Reinhardt doesn’t find out!

Did anyone else spot Alcho Amy Whinehouse’s bigger boobies? Rumour has it she not only arrived at the Strictly Come Dancing set with a 40 strong entourage but and extra few inches on her wangers… she had inflated her 32b’s to 32d’s.

Ok so Mr Suki hasn’t lost any sleep over Miley Cyrus leaving twitter… so she wanted to tell us all why and not only posted a long old explanation on her website she also recorded this crap song as to why..

“To my dearest fans,

You all are the closest thing to my heart & it breaks my spirit to hear that some of you feel neglected since I deleted my twitter. It was a wonderful way to stay connected to you & I really felt like during that time we became very much like friends. Twitter is a beautiful thing if used for the right reason. I love my job so much that it is hard to believe sometimes that it is considered “working. But, in the end it is still a business and I do need some sort of a “normal” life as well. I often complain to the ones closest to me that I don’t seem to have much of a private life any more and part of that is my fault. How can I whine about my life being to public if I am the one telling the world what I am doing? Some things in my life need to say in my life only and not on some gossip site. I never want any of my fans to feel like I don’t love them or care about them BUT, sharing the same love and respect for me I need to have the space to grow as a person and make some mistakes. I need to be able to live and learn in private. I never want to quit entertaining it is my life, my love, and my passion but I can’t have my personal life be other peoples entertainment.

Twitter is not the only thing I am cutting back on. This is not an attack against this particular site, I just think kids all over the world could maybe take a little vacation from Cyberspace. My problem with the internet is it makes negativity so available. It allows people to anonymously hurt others without any consequences. That is not the real world. Not only that, but if we spent more time enjoying what we are doing besides tweeting about it, we would enjoy our lives a whole lot more. I have very little free time and the moments that I do have I should be spending with my family and friends and loving every minute of their company.

Now of course rumors have been started that Liam is the reason that I deleted my twitter. I hope my true fans know how stupid that is. I had mentioned to him that someone made a fake twitter with his name and we both starting chatting about how ridiculous it is. Liam is a wonderful friend and he did not try to make me delete my page, he just helped me realize how much time I was wasting on that site.

I really hope you all know how much you mean to me and how much I truly care about each and every one of you. I will keep in touch through Mileyworld and MileyCyrus.com as I did before twitter. I love you all.
Blessings
Miley Cyrus”

Well Miley your tweets were crap anyway. Never mind you can still follow Mr Suki at www.twitter.com/mr_suki

According to Alex Reids ex girlfriend he likes dress up as a girl under the alter ego “Roxanne”. She is quoted as saying “He’s been doing it for years, since he was a little boy. His parents know about it. So do his close friends. It’s just something he does – and good luck to him.”

The crazy thing is that Mr Suki hears that rather than deny it Jordan was busy flaunting a photo of her cross dressing dude at Simon Cowells birthday bash!

Mr Suki woke up to hear that Boyzone star Stephen Gatley died in his sleep last night.

The cause of the 33 year olds death is not yet known, but a friend is quoted as saying: “It looks like he went out for a few drinks, then got back, fell asleep and never woke up”

The bands manager Louis Walsh did not hear until after the live X Factor shows last night and had this to say:

“We’re all absolutely devastated. I’m in complete shock. I was only with him on Monday at an awards ceremony. We don’t know much about what’s happened yet. I only heard after The X Factor and we will rally around each other this week. He was a great man.”

Mr Suki tipped him from the start… however last nights live show saw X Factor judge Danni take a jibe at Danyls sexuality… shame on you!

Mr Suki learnt when he was very small after removing his stabilisers he was able to ride a bike. But the “put a ring on it” Star has only recently taken to her bike.

She is quoted as saying to Billboard “I started riding a bike on my days off with others like my assistant and stylist.It’s amazing how I’m able to ride around on a bike. People kind of see it’s me but since I’m on a bike, they think, ‘No, it’s not her.’ And by the time they realise it’s me, I’m already gone. It’s great to do something normal every day. It keeps me grounded.”

No Mr Suki could easily make some jokes about having a ride but that would just be childish….

Are you serious??

Well that does it! This has to be the worst Twitter background image ive seen yet from

Melissa Joan Hart

http://twitter.com/MellyJHart

OMG!!

Have you seen worse? Send it to Mr Suki if you have